RE: Gotta' love these!!

["Marty" <keech@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Bob wrote:

>When you read these, you have to wonder just how shallow that "gene"
>pool happens to be!!!
>
>-Bob-
>
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 Snip truly excellent jokes

Bob,
Here is a true story.  Years ago I called for a subscription to some
trade publication.  They asked all the usual question about address,
etc, when the following dialogue occurred:

Them:  Who is your employer?
Me: IBM
Them: How do you spell that?
Me: (after a pause) Ummm, IBM.
Them:  I know that!  I need to know the spelling.
Me: (longer pause) <sigh>  I-n-t-e-r-n-a-t-i-o-n-a-l  B-u-s-i-n-e-s-s
    M-a-c-h-i-n-e-s

Another time, I went to our Credit Union to cash a check.  It was a
small one, for 13 dollars:

Teller: Do you want ones with that?
Me: (pause for thought) No.
Teller:  Okay. (Pause for thought)  Heeeey <g>

Personally, I think she should've given me a 10 and 12 quarters, it
would've served me right. <g>

Marty Keech <hey, it's Friday!>
             I work for IBM, I speak for myself
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