Re: IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT Fast400 (fwd)

[Chuck Lewis <clewis@xxxxxxxxxx>]

THAT'S the place Neil !

Thanks :-)

And VERY funny "press release" buddy ! LOL

Chuck

Neil Palmer wrote:

> Press Release, Nov 27, 2001
>
> The Developer Group today announces the opening of their new office in
> Kandahar, Afghanistan (across the road from the smoking hole that was
> Mullah Omar's place).  Support for Fast400 will be provided from this
> location using our high speed 1200bps Internet connection.  Anyone wishing
> a refund is invited to visit our new office in person to collect their
> refund in cows & goats.
>
> PS - Chuck, I believe you're thinking of this: http://www.havenco.com/
> located on Sealand, an old World War II military fortress located in the
> North Sea, outside of UK territorial waters.
> More Sealand info:
> http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/8.07/haven.html
> http://www.sealandgov.com/
> http://www.fruitsofthesea.demon.co.uk/sealand/
>
> ..Neil
>
> Chuck Lewis <clewis@iquest.net>
> Sent by: midrange-l-admin@midrange.com
> 2001/11/27 08:09
> Please respond to midrange-l
>
>         To:     midrange-l@midrange.com
>         cc:
>         Subject:        Re: IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT Fast400 (fwd)
>
> Hmm, wonder what untouchable country or territory "they" settled in ?
> Isn't
> there some island off of England that is being used for all kinds of
> questionable stuff ? Not implicating England ! Seems like I was reading
> about it
> somewhere last week. They draw the line at porn, but take any other kind
> of
> website...
>
> Chuck
>
> Don wrote:
>
> > Well, I can't say as this is a surprise.....
> >
> > ------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Subject: IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT Fast400
> >
> > Dear Friends, Customers, Prospects, and Resellers:
> >
> > Over the past few months, thousands of companies have benefited from
> > Fast400.  This is an update on TigerTools and Fast400.
> >
> > 1. TigerTools does not have the marketing rights to Fast400 any longer.
> The
> > Developer Group has sold the rights to another company in Europe.  The
> new
> > company will contact you in a few weeks.
> >
> > 2. IBM has released a PTF to make Fast400 ineffective.  MF27432 and
> MF27442.
> > The Developer Group has expressed confidence in having a fix for Fast400
> for
> > these PTFs.
> >
> > 3. If you need technical support, send an Email to
> support@tigertools.com
> > and it will be forwarded to the Developer Group until the new
> organization
> > is ready to support the product.
> >
> > 4. Here is a new code that will enable Fast400 to work until March 31,
> 2002.
> >
> > CALL FAST400 (D906C8369CA75350 0.1)
> >
> > 5. For the customers that have purchased Fast400, TigerTools will return
> > your money 100% if that is what you want, otherwise, if the Developer
> Group
> > cannot fix Fast400, you will only be charged for one quarter of
> subscription
> > pricing and the remainder of the monies will be returned.  For those of
> you
> > that have not been invoiced yet, you will not be invoiced until a fix is
> > available.
> >
> > 6. For the resellers wanting to sell Fast400 to their customer base, the
> new
> > marketing company has your contact information and will be contacting
> you
> > shortly.
> >
> > I hope the above information addresses your concerns and questions.  If
> you
> > have additional questions, please send them to support@tigertools.com
> >
> > Regards,
> > Chance Taylor
>
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