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There is of course the story famously one-eyed Peter Faulk told on Johnny Carson years ago. It's his first night on board his ship in the Navy, and it's time for he and his new bunk mate to turn in. Faulk first takes out a dental bridge with a few false teeth he'd lost and sets it on his locker. Then he takes out his eye and set's it down. He then sits down on the bunk and starts to unscrew his leg. his bunk mate spent the night on deck. On 12/19/06, Holden Tommy <Tommy.Holden@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
This reminds me of the scenes in Pirates of the Caribbean where the guy keeps losing his wooden eye... Thanks, Tommy Holden -----Original Message----- From: midrange-l-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:midrange-l-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Jerry Adams Sent: Tuesday, December 19, 2006 9:56 AM To: Midrange Systems Technical Discussion Subject: Re: OOPS. Wrong time of the year for this accident I used to take mine out when I was in grammar school (usually while standing in the cafeteria line) to gross out the girls; of course, the guys thought it was cool, and adults have absolutely no sense of humor about those kind of things. In my declining/reclining years I just keep a couple of spares for the younger nephews and nieces to marvel at: "How does it work, Uncle Jerry?" * Jerry C. Adams *IBM System i5/iSeries Programmer/Analyst B&W Wholesale Distributors, Inc.* * voice 615.995.7024 fax 615.995.1201 email jerry@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:jerry@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> rob@xxxxxxxxx wrote: >My brother had a father-in-law whose glass eye was the hit of the dinner >parties when little kids were present. "Keep an eye out" followed by "um, >okay". > >Rob Berendt > > -- This is the Midrange Systems Technical Discussion (MIDRANGE-L) mailing list To post a message email: MIDRANGE-L@xxxxxxxxxxxx To subscribe, unsubscribe, or change list options, visit: http://lists.midrange.com/mailman/listinfo/midrange-l or email: MIDRANGE-L-request@xxxxxxxxxxxx Before posting, please take a moment to review the archives at http://archive.midrange.com/midrange-l. -- This is the Midrange Systems Technical Discussion (MIDRANGE-L) mailing list To post a message email: MIDRANGE-L@xxxxxxxxxxxx To subscribe, unsubscribe, or change list options, visit: http://lists.midrange.com/mailman/listinfo/midrange-l or email: MIDRANGE-L-request@xxxxxxxxxxxx Before posting, please take a moment to review the archives at http://archive.midrange.com/midrange-l.
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