Christmas Humor

[Pat Barber <mboceanside@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Here is a little Xmas humor sent to me. The keyword that caught my 
eye was that killer opening statement......

Are you still using an old operating system? Why not upgrade to a newer
and more reliable version? 

You'll enjoy greater features and more stability. 

Microsoft Dos 6.22                              $15
Microsoft Windows 3.11                          $15
Microsoft Windows 95                            $15
Microsoft Windows 98 SE                         $20
Microsoft Windows Millenium                     $20
Microsoft Windows 2000 Pro                      $20
Microsoft Windows 2000 Server                   $50
Microsoft Windows 2000 Advanced Server (25CAL)  $65
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